#23- Ariel

Quick Recap: Taisto Kasurinen is a coal miner, but after his mine closes down and his father commits suicide, he decides to head to the big city to find work. He sets out in a vintage car and immediately runs into trouble when his money is stolen. He is able to find a little work and eventually meets a woman.After running across the man who stole his money, Taisto is arrested and sent to jail for assault.Still in love, he breaks out of prison to be with her. More crimes are committed but in the end he, his wife and her son escape to Mexico on a boat called Ariel. MIND BLOWN.

Fun (?) Fact:  I hate to reveal all of my secrets, but when doing research for this blog, I tend to find everything I need on Wikipedia. As of yet, I have had no need to search elsewhere. When I found the article for this film, I was disappointed to see that it is rather sparse. However, I did manage to find this gem of a fact: this movie is listed in the ‘1001 movies you should see before you die’ book. You don’t say?

My thoughts: I know nothing about Finland, except that it is cold. So I was intrigued to see that the first foreign film I would be viewing would come from a country I know next to nothing about. After watching Ariel in its entirety, I still know next to nothing BUT I can now make some assumptions for your reading pleasure:

1. The Finnish don’t mess around with emotion.

In the first 5-10 minutes of the film Taisto’s father kills himself in a diner. He tells his son to have his car and then pulls out his gun, walks into the restroom and a couple of seconds later, there is a gunshot. Taisto calmly walks to the back to confirm that his father is dead. He lights up a cigarette and moves on. I have no way of knowing if this is a director’s trademark to have everyone speak in a monotone and keep feelings neutral, as I just have this film to go by. At no point did anyone raise their voice, or cry or smile. In one scene, Taisto sleeps with Imeli, a parking maid he takes out to dinner. After they have sex, she asks if he is going to disappear in the morning. In the driest way possible, he answers, ‘no, I’m going to stay with you forever’. I thought this was sarcasm until he married her.

2. The Finnish are an efficient people.

This movie clocked in at a whopping 74 minutes, beginning to end. I was worried that I would have trouble following the plot since this was a foreign film, but it was as straightforward as it gets. It was like going from point A to point B on a map. There was no subplot and there were very few characters.

3. I know it’s the 80’s but the Finnish had exceptionally bad haircuts.

Once again, this could very well be a director trademark to present his characters in such an unflattering light but even Imeli, the parking maid whom Taisto falls in love with has a horrible hair job going on. Maybe it’s dark most of the year and so haircuts must be done in total darkness, but come on. No one should have to go through life like that.

The one on the top has a mullet with blad spot and the one on bottom has slicked back long hair

The one on the top has a mullet with blad spot and the one on bottom has slicked back long hair

4. For entertainment, the Finnish enjoy hanging out on rocks and laying their bottom halves in the water so their jeans can get soaked.

Is this a thing? I refuse to believe that this is a thing.

Is this a thing? I refuse to believe that this is a thing.

FInal review: 2/5. A part of me kept expecting the Mystery Science Theater 3000 folk to show up at any point but the plot itself wasn’t so bad and the dialogue was very straightforward. If a person has a desire to watch more foreign films, this would be a decent one to start with.

Where/ how I watched it: Netflix DVD

Up Next: Crumb, my first documentary on this list.

 

 

#20- High Society

Quick Recap: Tracy Samantha Lord, who is in HIGH SOCIETY, is set to marry the very boring George. The only problem is that her ex-husband, Dexter, is still in love with her, as well as a reporter from SPY Magazine. Tracy must choose between these three men. Oh, the problems of being in HIGH SOCIETY. Also, Louis Armstrong starts the movie by basically singing the plot just to make sure everyone is on the same page.

apparently it's a ton of fun to sing about petty,rich, white people

apparently it’s a ton of fun to sing about petty,rich, white people

Fun (?) Fact: At the time of filming, Grace Kelly was only 26, while her love interests were 40 and 53.

I'm going to go ahead and choose Sinatra as the better looking of the two

I’m going to go ahead and choose Sinatra as the better looking of the two

 My Thoughts: I always knew that this ‘musical comedy’ genre of movies existed, but I think this is the first one I actually sat through. As with everything, I do my best to keep an open mind but when the first scene of the movie is a guy singing the plot of the movie,  I know I’m doomed. That’s not to say I don’t like musicals; I just don’t think musical comedies are a thing I am going to readily enjoy. The banter between Sinatra and Bing Crosby was fun enough, and oh my god was Grace Kelly gorgeous. Those parts kept me going throughout the NINE musical numbers. All of the musical scenes involve characters sing-talking to each other, which, in my opinion , is the very lowest form of musical selections. On a personal level, there was the novelty of actually seeing Crosby and Sinatra singing for the first time because I don’t think I’ve ever experienced that before. They are extremely talented and it’s no wonder they were so popular.  In fact, watching them sing inspired me to broaden my vinyl search the next time I shop at a record store. I dug the crooning style, even if I wasn’t a fan of the actual numbers. And Louis Armstrong was quite a character. I’m not really sure what his point was in the film, except for the trailers to say, ‘Hey! Look! We have Louis Armstrong!’.

The plot of the film was also an issue for me. Here’s Tracy (played by Grace Kelly), who is set to marry a handsome man in good standing, albeit a bit boring. And that’s not good enough for her because her ex-husband (Crosby) is still in love with her. That’s enough of a situation to carry the movie but NO Sinatra has to show up (Mike in the movie) and throw his hat in the ring. At some point, Tracy believes she has slept with Mike, and hilarity ensues when everyone casually tries to figure out the truth. The movie ends with Tracy breaking off her engagement to George right before she is set to marry him and then at the last second, with NO talk beforehand, deciding to remarry her ex. It wasn’t a surprise by any stretch of the imagination but still incredibly silly.

Final review: 2/5. I’m tempted to give it a one but I do have to appreciate the musical talent. Also, watching this movie made me appreciate Seth Macfarlane even more.

the musical numbers are really spot on

the musical numbers are really spot on

Where/ how I watched it: Netflix DVD

Up Next: Psycho or Cabaret, depending on which DVD Netflix sends me first

#18- A Hard Day’s Night

Quick Recap: It’s the Beatles! doing Beatle things such as running away from screaming girls, giving cheeky answers to reporters and of course playing lots and lots of music. Also, Ringo leaves the band for a second but then comes back to his senses. Very cheeky, indeed.

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Fun (?) Fact : The title for the movie came from an interview Ringo gave, in which he said, “We went to do a job, and we’d worked all day and we happened to work all night. I came up still thinking it was day I suppose, and I said, ‘It’s been a hard day…’ and I looked around and saw it was dark so I said, ‘…night!’ So we came to A Hard Day’s Night.” Got it?

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Not the most handsome Beatle, but he made the movie much more entertaining

My thoughts: I had high expectations for this film since I, like almost everyone else, love the Beatles. I love them, though, in the same way I love Star Wars: I’m a casual fan and wouldn’t ever claim to know everything there is to know about the subject. I guess it’s important to mention that in this day and age, the Beatles are seen as perfection. When I think of The Beatles, I automatically think of their later work when they all had long beards and were bigger than Jesus.  So, it’s interesting to see this side of the band in this movie- just four young men trying to handle worldwide fame and still stay who they are in the process. Most of the movie reminded me of a group of monkeys (called a congress, apparently) being let out of their cage for the first time. They run everywhere, saying their lines at such a rapid speed that it is hard to keep up with who is who. And that’s sort of the point. This is not your typical boy band, with the fun guy, the hot guy, the sporty guy and so on. John, Paul, George and Ringo are an ensemble. They work best when they are altogether, as evidenced in one scene when they are all having to give separate interviews to hoards of reporters. Each question is as mundane as the one before it and the guys can’t wait to escape and just have fun for a bit before going back to work. The highlight of the movie is, of course, the music. Although I enjoyed the dialogue and seeing John Lennon in a bubble bath, it was the music that remained the most exciting. The last scene of the big concert was bittersweet. The Beatles had such stage presence. I could tell that they enjoyed each other and loved their music. And yet, in 2013, I know how the story ends. It was sad to think that in only a few years they would be broken up, and years after that, Lennon would be shot dead. If anything, this movie was a great reminder of what used to be, back when they were just an excellent band.

I always saw Lennon as pretentious, but then this scene makes me love him a little bit more

I always saw Lennon as pretentious, but then this scene makes me love him a little bit more

Final Review: 2/5. In the end, this movie was fun but forgettable. I don’t think I would want to sit through the movie again, although it did make me put all of The Beatles discography back on to my phone the next morning. I forgot to add that the character of Paul’s grandfather was rather creepy. He played a troublemaker who pitted everyone against each other.

Yoko?

Yoko?

Where I watched it: Netflix DVD

Up Next: Dr. Strangelove

 

#14- My Brilliant Career

Quick recap: The story takes place in the Australian outback, at the turn of the century. Sybylla is a free-spirited young woman who dreams of one day becoming a writer. Her family tries their best to convince her that the only way to be happy is to snag a guy and get married. Sybylla is having none of that and continues on her merry way, thankyouverymuch. She eventually falls in love with Harry, a rich young man.  She must now choose between a life of marriage and kids or her BRILLIANT CAREER. (spoiler alert: she chooses the career. Otherwise this would be ‘My Brilliant Hobby that I Eventually Gave Up Because Dr.Grant From Jurassic Park Fell In Love With Me.)

that kiss left a lot to be desired...

that kiss left a lot to be desired…

Fun (?) Fact: My brain thought it would be fun to have me read everything in an Australian accent, hours after watching this movie. I did feel a tad more sophisticated, so I’m not complaining.

My thoughts: ‘Keep an open mind’, I told myself, after reading the description of the movie. And then in the first 5 minutes of the movie Sybylla announces to herself, ‘My brilliant career!’, and I rolled my eyes so far back into my head that it gave me a headache.

the queen of eye rolls

the queen of eye rolls

But onward I pressed to complete this movie and add it to my list. It did eventually get better and I found myself rooting for Sybylla and her wild ways. Throughout the film Sybylla regards herself as plain and ugly and she pulls it off. Not like a certain teen movie where a girl is considered plain and ugly until she takes off her glasses, wears her hair down and trades her overalls for a dress. I learned after watching the movie that the story is based off a novel with the same name, written in the early 20th century. Knowing that tidbit made me appreciate the ‘feminist’ viewpoint a little more. Sybylla has many great lines about her beliefs on marriage but my favorite is when she announces that she doesn’t want to be a ‘part of anyone’. She wants to be her own person. Awesome. 21st century Me finds it hard to believe that she really would have to give up everything once she got married, but in context I suppose it’s true. One thing that especially stuck out for me is the main fact that Sybylla has no brilliant career. There are several shots of her writing and once can assume it is a passion of hers, but there are also scenes of her announcing that she wants to become a world class pianist. It isn’t until the final scene that you finally see her finishing the manuscript and sending it off.  More power to her to chase her dreams but I wouldn’t call it a brilliant career just yet. The novel looks rather boring anyway.

It's possible for you to be a brilliant writer and also not have crazy hair. Just saying.

It’s possible for you to be a brilliant writer and also not have crazy hair. Just saying.

Final review: 2/5. It’s a nice little film with a good message for girls. It might not hurt if I showed my son this one day so that he understands that he too can be a complete person all by himself. As for me, I was mostly bored. Except for the accents. And Dr.Grant.

Where I watched it: Netflix instant

Up next: The Red Shoes